1. brucespringsteenfuckyeah:




    I am so fucking depressed.

    Don’t be depressed. Have some Fluffy Bruce with suspenders :)





    [evil nipple-y thoughts]

    older + fluffy = my kinda Bruce

    Oh my god. Bruce with suspenders. That is a first for me. And it feels goooood.


  2. remyreaper:


    we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”


    (via paul-is-the-walruus)

  3. canadianslut:


    sorry is not enough

    Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

    (via orgasmic-humor)


  4. waitinghopingliving:





    have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else


    it’s a symptom of anxiety

    This happens to me a lot and it’s really jarring.


    (via livinginaworldofgoldfish)

  5. sixpenceee:

    Koko the gorilla, is a female gorilla who is able to understand more than 1000 signs on the the American Sign Language system and over 2000 words of spoken English. 

    Koko had a pet kitten, which she received on her birthday on July 1984. It was noted that Koko cared for that kitten as if it were a little baby gorilla. The kitten one day escaped from Koko’s cage and was hit by a car.

    When she was told of what happened, this is how she responded.

    It was also noted that afterwards she made weeping sounds like a human.

    You can watch the full video here

    And for anyone whose interested in animal language, here’s an interesting article on researchers translating chimp language

    (via empresspinto)

  6. 4gifs:

    Turtle dances while showering. [video]

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via dweller-in-the-meadow)

  7. music-is-the-dope:

    Born to run ! 

    (via afreefall)

  8. starkinglyhandsome:



    best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

    i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

    this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

    they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

    yeah but they’re quieter that way

    (Source: ogtmoreno, via eatyoursoul)


  9. horse-ebook:


    I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

    how many asians did you get

    (via eatyoursoul)