1. tankenabard:


    Corny jokes will be the death of me

    "And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

    (via empresspinto)

  2. assdownloader:

    this is the face of a broken man

    (Source: acciodog, via anderson-coopers-cats)


  3. adrians:


    the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear


    (via livinginaworldofgoldfish)


  4. classymorelikekhaleesi:



    harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

    and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like


    no not again

    I love how this just assumes that Minerva lives for three generations of Potters

    if dumbledore can live for 115 years, so can she

    (via mydraco)

  5. thesassycat:


    The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

    did you google how to take a screen shot

    (via livinginaworldofgoldfish)


  6. vvendys:

    dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

    (via mydraco)


  7. hilaryclintit:


    imagine an ocean full of coca cola

    is pepsi okay

    (via anderson-coopers-cats)


  8. the-anal-rapist:

    *purposely drop something in front of my crush*


    (via iamaljaaa)


  9. alwaysblind:

    MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

    (via empresspinto)

  10. lanasdadddy:

    when u open up da front cAm

    (via lolsofunny)